Choice Bits

• Lemurs and lemmings are completely different animals.
• I’ll be working on a Sheila’s Retort bumper
• I’m officially an empty-nester
• Tiny technical difficulties
• The plant isn’t plastic and it’s not that kind of gas
• Lost talk begins again
• What are you doing Super Bowl Sunday?
• Focus on the Family anti-abortion ad vs Gay dating ad
• More there-is-no-God proof
• My old bumper
• Sheila’s tiny topic is Evo’s tiny dingy
• Flasher vs Fucker
• Dangley bits

Choice Bits

• Introducing Korea (the dog, not the country)
• Debate on swallowing
• Apologies for last week
• Show description
• Finally props to Sheila. Hey! PROPS to SHEILA
  

  What ever happened to crutches?

• Quick review of 1130
• Salmon Caesar Salad is good but WTF are those green things on top?
• Why didn’t I think of that?
• Lemur, sheep, Evo
• Useless Mayoral positions available on FourSquare
• Social Media AZ recap
• CenPhoCamp Recap
• Evosnot
• CampCamp
• Evo talks to the chat room!
• Debbie’s Fucked Up Family Segment
• Why are men afraid of marital aids?

Choice Bits

• Evo forgot to start the recording again
• Sheila’s addiction to TV Land

M*A*S*H
Three’s Company
Little Outhouse on the Prairie
Class Reunion

• Screw Jon & Kate, I’ll miss the Plus Eight
• People Magazine
• Implusive vs. Spontaneous

Impulsive: actuated or swayed by emotional or involuntary impulses: an impulsive child.

Spontaneous: coming or resulting from a natural impulse or tendency; without effort or premeditation; natural and unconstrained; unplanned: a spontaneous burst of applause.

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• A cocksucker is a good thing
• VA Medical Center on FourSquare
• #evfn recap and next stop
• Fuck ‘em and feed ‘em fish sticks?
• CenPhoCamp

Choice Bits

• Reciprocity.
• You could die but at least you’ll stop smoking.
• Evo was in a frat?
• Try the first beer. Then the second beer.
• Happy Birthday Jack Mangan.
• Hops smelling is the new euphemism for what precisely?
• Happy Birthday Carolyn.
• “Your nose might be a little fatigued.” What’s that a euphemism for?
• NoPantsAZ round two. Yes, we took our pants off in public again. It’s become an annual event.
• Charlie goes to traffic school for not speeding.
• Are you fucking kidding me?
• Evo should never drive again.
• It wasn’t me.
• Charlies wins with his strip-searched by Canada story.
• Bend your knees?
• Carry used hockey gear to avoid traffic tickets.
• The glitter couch needs more glitter.

Choice Bits

There’s a blue moon tonight
Do NOT listen to our show on Sundays
My December recap
Houston being a part of Texas automatically sucks
West Texas cops suck too
Surprise, 2ndSon got married today
Paul turns into Martha
Attack of the Skittles Speckles
Paul and Martha’s excuses for not podcasting
NJ now wants to be a cellist
Are we back to normal?
ImprovAZ mp3 Experiment
End of the 2000s

Here’s something fitting from xkcd to keep you occupied.

See you soon.

Choice Bits

• Started off with the escape of the camera.
• Sheila gives me my tits back.
• Don’t you want to see Evo wear them next?
• They go to California: tip off the highway patrol, avoid the drug dog, participate in the San Diego pilgrimage (Karl Strauss Brewing Co, Ballast Point Brewing Co) to mecca (Stone Brewing Co) and then Evo presents at NAR09.
• “Don’t get you drunk before you go shopping.”
• My critique on Phoenix WordCamp. Four out of five stars.



• #evfn/#dtfn/post #phxwc/pre #podcampaz party at The Tavern on Mill.
• Keep an eye on Justin.tv for copies of the live stuff from PodcampAZ.
• No show next week so enjoy your turkey!

Choice Bits

• Hey y’all!
• Inflammable, flammable, whatever.
• Apologies…
• PodcampAZ is this weekend, finally!
• You talk pretty-pretty nice and make nice-nice with public.
• Happy Birthday for GirlChild.
• Jack’s music plans.
• Evo is the poster child of podtaint.
• What is our 2010 outlook, the year of me? My year of me, your year of you, etc.
• Might make a quick trip to Florida for a rescue mission.
• I was pissed at Evo but I can’t be more specific as to why.
• HallowEvo*Con recap.
• I don’t know why Evo’s so insistent we say conCOCKshun when it was BLUE!
• Who won the nipple contest?
• Candy or Death!
• Hazmat Harry working at the grocery store.
• Bringing NJ all the way home from college just for the family photo.
• Next up: New Year’s Eve Party!

Oh yeah, there’s a new intro!

Choice Bits

• Bethlehem PA, home of the horse cocks and not Raven-Symoné.
• If you’d been in the live stream, you’d have heard our first attempt.
• Maybe that cool martini glass rack hanging from the ceiling isn’t such a great idea.
• We love MsInformation.
• Not an overheard, by the way.
• I’d tap that.
• He’s the wholesale foreigner.
• How does the losing team like the British or Portuguese rewrite their history books?
• George Hrab should really listen to this episode and scream the answers.
• A moment for JC Hutchins, 7th Son: Descent is finally out and available. Go buy a few!
• And of course, any conversation about writers turns to Scott Sigler.
• She and E dropping in on A in San Diego next week. Let’s hope she’s prepared.
• GaryVee crossed the line stealing Sheila’s wine and cereal idea.

Choice Bits

• Bitching about the weather.
• My pool is heated.
• That really was an ugly shirt.
• The Lame Couch. Gee, I think it makes us funnier.
• We stream on Ustream if you want to watch us record. Though we don’t really have a schedule anymore, watch Evo’s twitter feed for a heads-up.
• She doesn’t want everything in her life to be show prep!
• Costumes are ready.
• I don’t want to talk about my shoe size, but we discuss every other number.
• Evo is delusional about the man in the mirror.
• Some stuff about a local restaurant and food and drinks and some golf shirt from Bob Bitchin.
• Peace porridge hot, peace porridge cold.
• Pretending to play golf makes you look like a dorshbag.
• Hot Cherry Bendover.
• I want to run away from home.
• If you want to slap someone, Evo’s your man.
• Tito/Jermaine/Randy/One of the not-dead Jackson 5.
• Law Abiding Citizen and Where the Wild Things Are.
• It’s been determined that Sheila is indeed a girl.
• Evo wants you to take this survey, so (please) go here:
  http://www.takethesurvey.com/wizzard
• There needs to be a Shake Weight for Midgets next.
• Annoying repeated blurbs on podiobooks.
• Aha! A job for someone besides me!
• Chicken Scissors.
• We’ll be recording again Friday night, and Ustreaming HallowEvo.con
• Oh yeah, costumes are required for HallowEvo.con.